Thank You, Saint Eli; Welcome, Saint Johan

Tuesday’s parade through the Canyon of Heroes was the perfect ending to a perfect season for the Giants, who in the process, spoiled another team’s perfect season. It was awesome and humbling, and I was overcome once again. Not by my own joy, this time, but by the joy I saw in Michael Strahan, who [...]

Lucky Number Eleven

Sports Heaven

It’s an exciting week for we rare few, who cheer on the Mets and the Giants.  First, the Mets landed about the only trade that has mattered this off-season, getting Johan Santana, a real, honest-to-Ged #1 starter, for four minor leaguers.  Thank you, Omar.  (The deal isn’t done yet; the Mets have until 5:00 Friday [...]

Happy New Year!

Hey, it’s 2008! Gone is the year of the Mets’ famous collapse, of the Mitchell Report, and of the Giants’ latest first-round playoff exit. Here’s hoping that this is the year of the Mets and Giants ruling their respective leagues. I have a few things to say about Eli, but they’ll have to wait for [...]

Disappointed

Eli, meet Tom. Tom, meet Eli. Eli Manning threw four interceptions yesterday to the worst pass defense in the NFL. Three of these INTs were returned for touchdowns. In Eli’s emotionless press conference following the game, he said he was “disappointed” with his performance. Boy, I hope that’s an understatement. I still remember when that [...]

I’m A Jerk

But I’m really good at it. It takes practice to be the kind of asshole some people aspire to. And this morning, after finding a really good link on the web, I knew who today’s victim would be. Now, Mike Ostrich actually is a nice guy, and a good friend, and he may not have [...]