Just When You Thought You Were Safe…

…from the body snatchers:  Lead Body Snatcher Pleads Guilty Philly’s always been a tough place to live; now it’s not even safe to die there!

Meet The Mets: Always A Fun Night In Philly When The Mets Are In Town

I have written before about all the good-natured fun that ensues when Philly fans come up to spend a Saturday at Shea. Deadspin‘s AJ Daulerio lodges this stirring report about the gracious hosts that Philly can be. (Note to Daulerio: We wouldn’t hold the Super Bowl over your heads like that if you didn’t start [...]

Thank You, Saint Eli; Welcome, Saint Johan

Tuesday’s parade through the Canyon of Heroes was the perfect ending to a perfect season for the Giants, who in the process, spoiled another team’s perfect season. It was awesome and humbling, and I was overcome once again. Not by my own joy, this time, but by the joy I saw in Michael Strahan, who [...]

Sports Heaven

It’s an exciting week for we rare few, who cheer on the Mets and the Giants.  First, the Mets landed about the only trade that has mattered this off-season, getting Johan Santana, a real, honest-to-Ged #1 starter, for four minor leaguers.  Thank you, Omar.  (The deal isn’t done yet; the Mets have until 5:00 Friday [...]

No Big Surprise Here

I could have told you this myself: “Philadelphia home to the least attractive people in the United States.”

An Open Letter to the Good People of Philadelphia*

*if there are any Carrie and I attended Saturday’s Mets-Phillies game at Shea.  Now, we’ve been around the same collection of Mets fans for eleven Saturdays, and though we don’t really know anybody, we know quite a bit about a lot of them.  There’s a whole group of class clowns and cut-ups, including the guy [...]

I’m A Jerk

But I’m really good at it. It takes practice to be the kind of asshole some people aspire to. And this morning, after finding a really good link on the web, I knew who today’s victim would be. Now, Mike Ostrich actually is a nice guy, and a good friend, and he may not have [...]

P-Tree in PA

I was otherwise engaged Friday night when Porcupine Tree was playing in NYC, and I didn’t want to wait until the fall or later to see them again, so I decided last night to make the trip down to Philadelphia to see the band at The Trocadero. I met up with Mike Emerson at his [...]